Thursday, November 25, 2010

Identifying Satanic Ritual Murder Over the Holidays

Remember the 80s? There were Pogo Balls, Alf and widespread claims that an underground society of Satanists were kidnapping and murdering our children.

Sometime in the mid-90s America started to settle down a little and realize that it was all a bunch of paranoid malarkey, but not before the FBI officially added this video to its list of resources on "Beheadings & Ritual Murders."

He repeatedly uses the phrase "often times" as if pentagrams carved into bikini-clad teens are just an everyday occurence to this righteous, cult-hunting professional.