The new House Judiciary Chairman, Republican Lamar Smith of San Antonio, has warned the Obama Administration to prepare for a number of investigations and oversight commitee actions. Here are five inquests that are already underway.
1. How exactly did he travel back in time and plant that Hawaii newspaper article announcing his fictional birth in Honolulu?
2. Did he lie about having sexual relations with Michelle Obama?
3. Is he a Muslim, a Communist, a Fascist or a MusliCommuFascist?
4. Did he order the death of Michael Jackson?
5. Does the fact that his actions contradict everything Glenn Beck says about him infringe upon Glenn Beck’s right to free speech?
