Obesity

Over a quarter of U.S. adults are now obese. How fat is America?

• America is so fat that it has 40,000 of its own zip codes.
• America is so fat that Mexico needs it to get off of him because it can’t breathe.
• America is so fat that when it goes to take a piss it can’t find Florida.
• America is so fat that Michigan got Type 2 diabetes.